10 Things You Should Not Do During Ice Skating

1. DO NOT get near people who's pants are wet.

Reason:

Cause they are the people who falls down all the time. Why else would their pants be WET?? Thus when they fall they'll probably pull you down along to the wet ice.

2.DO NOT go near the ice hockey guys.

Reason:

When they stop they'll do it with the sound 'ssshhhkkk'. The sound is annoying cause you cant stop the way they stop. You just bang into the transparent plastic case while they stop pro-ly. And if they so happen to dont like you, when they stop, they'll probably spray ice onto your face.

3.DO NOT tie your skating shoes' laces loose.

Reason:

I use to think that maybe if i dont tie it so tight, i can avoid having blisters. WRONG! The looser you tie it, the more chances of you having blisters. And they hurt like crap!! But dont tie it TOO tight either. Cause that'll stop your blood from flowing into your toes and you'll end up with numb-feeling toes. Which by the way does not feel comfortable at all.

4.DO NOT wear only ONE pair of socks while skating.

Reason:

Again its the blister problem. And once again i tell you.. It really really really really HURTS. For a long time too.

5.If you do get blisters, DO NOT let your socks cover over your blister.

Reason:

The socks will get stuck to your blister. And when you try to pull the socks away from your blister, you're gonna need to bite on something or scream like crazy. Cause that hurts even MORE than just getting blisters. I'm telling you from a first-hand experience mind you..!

6.DO NOT wear skirts or short pants while skating.

Reason:

Basically thats just a really stupid thing to do. Cause first, if you're wearing a skirt or a dress, when you fall, EVERYTHING can be seen. I dont think i need to explain what the everything is right..? And if you're wearing shorts, when you fall, you'll probably scrape your knees a lot. You could also bleed. Besides those reasons, HELLO?? You're in an ice skating rink for goodness sakes! Dont you feel cold wearing only those little thin fabrics??

7.DO NOT wear winter scarfs.

Reason:

It just makes you look real stupid.

8.When you fall, DO NOT let your fingers sprawl out on the ground.

Reason:
Oh its nothing serious or anything. You'll probably just lose a few fingers thats all.

9.DO NOT lose your balance around a group of people who CANT skate.

Reason:

Since they dont know how to skate like at all, when you stumble a little and accidentally pushed ONE of them and that one person falls and accidentally falls onto someone else, the rest of them will fall together. And in the end, you're the ONLY person that remained standing. Then all eyes will fall on you like its all your fault and you will feel extremely embarrased.

10.DO NOT try to skate fast if you cant skate all that well.

Reason:

When you try to go fast this is what will happen.

First people will go "ooooh!! aaaahhh!! so faasssttt!! sooo cooooll!"

Then when you slip and fall flat on your ass or worse, your face, everybody will start laughing their asses off at you cause you looked like a show off idiot.

And when the ice hockey guys gets pissed off at you for being a show off, you're gonna start eating the ice they spray at your face.

But most importantly, the ONE thing you MUST DO when you go ice skating is, go with your FAVOURITE friends. Cause they are the ones who'll help you up when you fall down instead of laughing at you or gets embarrased that you fell and skates away. They are also the ones that'll make you laugh and have a great time together with you.

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