*After celebrating my dad's birthday at Kuchai's Pizza Hut*

*in the car*

Joash :"Why did you name me joash?? I hate my name..!"

Mum :"Whats wrong with your name? It's a nice name!"

Joash :"No it's not.... guess how my indian friends pronounce my name?"

Mum :................ "How??"

Joash :"......... Jo-Ass........"

*Charity trying to not laugh.. But failed anyway!*

Charity :"BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! GAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!! Hey Jo-Ass!!! Nice to see you Jo-Ass!! How are you Jo-Ass??!! HAHAHHAHAHA!"

Joash :"Shut up! Mum.... You know what i wished my name was??"

Mum :"What?"

Joash :"......................Jehovah......................"



(My brother's got such 'great' taste for names... NOT!!)