*Arriving the top part of the stairs at church*
*Bryan was ushering*
Charity :"Hi bryan.. Where's Chermayne?"
Bryan :"Oh she died.. She's drunk like a chipmunk!"
Charity :"Oh.. Okayy!"
Monday, September 29, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
My friend decided to ask me a question..
Kah Sing :"Okay theres a tiger who was killed and chopped to pieces.
The hands were thrown into the river, the legs were thrown
into the sea, the body was thrown onto a desert.
So where is the head?"
Charity :"Uhmm..... In the ocean?"
Kah Sing :"Nope."
*Charity continues guessing and all kinds of answers came up*
Kah Sing :"I'll give you hint. Did you watch the latest comercial?"
*The bank comercial came to Charity's mind*
Charity :"Oh oh oh!!! I know i knowwww!!!! The answer's a bank isn't it??"
Kah Sing :"Yes but what bank?"
Charity :"Uhm uhm.......................... Ahhh!!! Ambank!!" *feels proud for getting the answer*
Kah Sing :".......... Ambank uses a camel.........."
Charity :"Oh.. Shit.."
Kah Sing :"It's Maybank lahhh!!!"
*end of post*
Kah Sing :"Okay theres a tiger who was killed and chopped to pieces.
The hands were thrown into the river, the legs were thrown
into the sea, the body was thrown onto a desert.
So where is the head?"
Charity :"Uhmm..... In the ocean?"
Kah Sing :"Nope."
*Charity continues guessing and all kinds of answers came up*
Kah Sing :"I'll give you hint. Did you watch the latest comercial?"
*The bank comercial came to Charity's mind*
Charity :"Oh oh oh!!! I know i knowwww!!!! The answer's a bank isn't it??"
Kah Sing :"Yes but what bank?"
Charity :"Uhm uhm.......................... Ahhh!!! Ambank!!" *feels proud for getting the answer*
Kah Sing :".......... Ambank uses a camel.........."
Charity :"Oh.. Shit.."
Kah Sing :"It's Maybank lahhh!!!"
*end of post*
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
LIFE is short,
That i know,
To appreciate it we were taught,
Even when we're feeling low.
God has given us an obsticle,
To overcome it we must unite,
As a family it will be possible,
Even if it's just for one more night.
We'll gather our courage,
We'll gather our strength,
We'll walk towards the edge,
If that's what it takes.
For you we will fight,
No matter how hard it will be,
We'll be with you day and night,
By your side we will always be.
You have become my inspiration and my hero,
For even at your lowest point of life,
You embraced it with a smile and held on to your faith,
You told us to be strong for there will still be tomorrow.
I thank God for your operation,
Through this HE has opened our eyes so we can see,
So we can get to the core of the problem and find the solution.
This obsticle is like a lock,
I believe that our gracious God will give us the key,
To the begining of a whole new chapter of LIFE.
~Love you dad~
That i know,
To appreciate it we were taught,
Even when we're feeling low.
God has given us an obsticle,
To overcome it we must unite,
As a family it will be possible,
Even if it's just for one more night.
We'll gather our courage,
We'll gather our strength,
We'll walk towards the edge,
If that's what it takes.
For you we will fight,
No matter how hard it will be,
We'll be with you day and night,
By your side we will always be.
You have become my inspiration and my hero,
For even at your lowest point of life,
You embraced it with a smile and held on to your faith,
You told us to be strong for there will still be tomorrow.
I thank God for your operation,
Through this HE has opened our eyes so we can see,
So we can get to the core of the problem and find the solution.
This obsticle is like a lock,
I believe that our gracious God will give us the key,
To the begining of a whole new chapter of LIFE.
~Love you dad~
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
*After celebrating my dad's birthday at Kuchai's Pizza Hut*
*in the car*
Joash :"Why did you name me joash?? I hate my name..!"
Mum :"Whats wrong with your name? It's a nice name!"
Joash :"No it's not.... guess how my indian friends pronounce my name?"
Mum :................ "How??"
Joash :"......... Jo-Ass........"
*Charity trying to not laugh.. But failed anyway!*
Charity :"BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! GAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!! Hey Jo-Ass!!! Nice to see you Jo-Ass!! How are you Jo-Ass??!! HAHAHHAHAHA!"
Joash :"Shut up! Mum.... You know what i wished my name was??"
Mum :"What?"
Joash :"......................Jehovah......................"
(My brother's got such 'great' taste for names... NOT!!)
Friday, September 12, 2008
Shocked to see me blog?? Well okayy, I'll tell you how I'm able to even USE the computer. It's Friday night and i have an EST (English Science Technology) exam tomorrow morning. And our teacher gave us tips that the essay would be about carbon dioxide. So i asked my parents to use the comp so that i can do a research. I was NOT suppose to do any other things. But you see, ah I couldn't resist!! Ha Ha! So here I am blogging while my parents are downstairs watching TV, thinking their oh-so-good-daughter's doing her research for her exam. HUSH PEOPLE HUSHH!
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